What exactly is wrong with some guys. The only one thing a guy is good for is to make a girl reach heaven sexually, everything else is bullshit. So if there's any guy out there who cant step up to the occassion, I am sorry to say that you're not fit to be a man. Simple and no story.
I am really angry right now because my latest squeeze is just that. We met after a drunken night in a club. I am a girl of plenty sense so I will not give a guy a free smooch whether I'm drunk or my faculties are wide awake. What Dee got instead was my number and once he called the following day we moved swiftly to action.
He was a good looking bloke so on his way to get me I was already fantasising of how I was going to fuck his brains out. My first dissapointment came when Dee refused to respond favorably to my world famous 'deep throats' that often sends other guys gasping for air in pure delight. My head did a few calculations? What the hell is going to please this guy. I decided to bless him with my 'sitting on top' style which was a guaranteed to do the trick but he had other plans up his sleeves.
He moved me down, propped up my bare ass and slammed into me with his ram rod. The sensation was good at first but then this guy started to pound away like those Iyas in Akerele pounding yam in a mortar I began to yelp in pain. I am not a flipping wood, you pounding into some tissues right there man and it hurts. Just as I was about to tell him to get the hell up, he shuddered and deposited his goods.
That was it? Guys you needed to see my face. I consoled myself saying the first sex is hardly ever memorable anyway so I made a mental note of what to do next time came. The next time came, and another and another and I just realised that this guy was just a pounder. All he does is slam in a couple of powerful thrusts and before I know it he's eyes are rolling. Show over.
All those looks and big tool for nothing. Dee has no clue how to pleasure a woman. He is no man someone put a gun to his forehead, please. I hope he never calls me again because I'm going to call him names he's never been called in his life. I'm on the hunt for a capable man. Wish me luck people.
Help Reni
8 years ago
11 comments:
you were recommended by a fellow blogger....
ok....i've read a few posts...
havent been disappointed yet...
i've even made a few guesses about who you could be...
arent your expectations a lil bit up there???
bet DEE had jedi jedi...lol
its either you're writing this out an "anne rice" erotic novel...
or you really her something...
good luck on your quest
Good luck on yr quest...... Wonder how many dudes out there will meet yr "standards" tho......
Possibly some re-education of the dude on what yr expectations were might have helped... First time here anyways.....
The sensation was good at first but then this guy started to pound away like those Iyas in Akerele pounding yam in a mortar I began to yelp in pain. kai. pele. i feel for u. he's a selfish fucka!
Lol! Unforgiveable! Give me the gun- i wud pull thr trigger for ya! lol
Welcome to blogville..Ill be back for sureeeeeeeeee!!!
@Tankojetty, hmm, what can I say? I dont think I'm whoever, you're guessing I am. I am fresh, I am new and I am here to blow you away. Hahaha! Take no notice of me blowing my own trumpet.
Now why exactly do you think my expectation is high? A man should be able to deliver on the minimum level of fucking and this guy performed woefully. I'm positive I dont expect more than the average chick out there, well maybe just a little more, lol.
@Danny, am feeling your name mehn. Again another person seem to get the impression I seek too much. I actually do not. If I have to lecture a guy on how to pleasure a woman on general levels, I maintain that he's not fit to be called a man.
@Jaguda, you be correct man. You catch my drift well. A guy should thrust with rhythm, not just slam in. Biko!
@London Gal, E be like say na .24 I go find give you, lol.
@Ubong, God forbid. Hahahaha!
@Ms. O, thanks for the warm welcome. You be better person.
EEYA Pele dear. Shey you want make I do biribiri for you. HEHEHE you this babe, you are too musch o.
You wanted a guy that will respond to your every move and met a guy that just wants to pound away. Different strokes for different folks. Sorry girl but you have to step up your game and go find yourself a romantic-do-as-i-wish guy.
Fock Up!!!!
@Temite, you wont have to my dear. I got a fill in last night. Stay tuned
@Emeka, I've noticed most of the guys that commented are a bit touchy on this matter. Did I strike a nerve? Hmm.
@Chari, real fuck up.
where r u??????????????/
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